Happy belated birthday to Taylor Swift! In honor of her recent birthday, I wanted to play a little game and share my opinion on what resorts would be a perfect fit for Taylor and Travis’s honeymoon.
When you think about a honeymoon for two people who live very public lives, the priority list looks a little different. Privacy is not a “nice to have.” It is essential. Add in their obvious appreciation for meaningful experiences, elevated service, and environments that feel intentional rather than flashy, and the list narrows quickly.
Here are the places that truly feel like they would fit.
The Brando, French Polynesia
Our top pick
If there were ever a honeymoon destination that felt purpose-built for privacy, it would be The Brando.
Located on the private atoll of Tetiaroa in French Polynesia, The Brando is one of the most exclusive resorts in the world. The entire resort consists of just 35 private villas and one ultra-exclusive residence, with a maximum guest capacity of roughly 80 guests at full occupancy, something that rarely happens. Even when the resort is “full,” it never feels that way.
Each villa is completely standalone, surrounded by tropical greenery, with its own beach access and private plunge pool. The experience feels less like staying at a resort and more like having your own private island, because in many ways, you do.
Service here operates on a 3:1 staff-to-guest ratio, which means the level of attention is extraordinary without ever feeling intrusive. Staff members learn guests’ first names before arrival, preferences are anticipated rather than asked for, and the pace of the experience bends entirely to you.
It is also the only true all-inclusive luxury resort in French Polynesia, which allows honeymooners to stay fully present instead of thinking about logistics. Dining, activities, wellness, and experiences are all seamlessly woven into the stay.
The Brando’s reputation for discretion is unmatched. Britney Spears has vacationed here, and Barack Obama famously chose the island as a place to write his memoir. When privacy, calm, and intention matter, this is where people go.
For a Taylor and Travis honeymoon, this feels like the gold standard.
Other Resorts That Feel “Brando-Level”
If the appeal is low guest counts, ultra-high-end luxury, and complete seclusion, these resorts deliver that same rare energy.
COMO Laucala Island, Fiji
This private island resort features just 25 villas, each with its own dramatic setting, whether perched on cliffs or tucked along secluded beaches. The island is vast, but the guest count is intentionally small, creating an experience that feels expansive, peaceful, and deeply personal. It is polished luxury without pretension.
North Island, Seychelles
With only 11 private villas, North Island is one of the most exclusive resorts in the world. The emphasis here is barefoot luxury and natural beauty, paired with thoughtful design and exceptional service. It is wild, cinematic, and incredibly private, perfect for couples who want to disconnect completely.
Fregate Island Private, Seychelles
Home to 16 villas and a very limited number of guests at any given time, Fregate Island is designed around privacy and space. Each villa is positioned to feel completely isolated, with sweeping ocean views and dedicated service. It feels like a secret that very few people are allowed to know about.
Kudadoo Maldives Private Island
Kudadoo offers a modern take on private-island luxury, with just 15 overwater residences. The aesthetic is sleek and minimalist, but the experience is deeply indulgent. Privacy, sustainability, and highly personalized service are the foundation here, making it ideal for couples who want something refined and intentionally designed.
Musha Cay, Bahamas
For the ultimate in exclusivity, Musha Cay offers entire private island buyouts. Only one party stays at a time, accommodating up to 24 guests. For a honeymoon where privacy is non-negotiable, this is as exclusive as it gets.
Necker Island, British Virgin Islands
Necker Island accommodates up to 48 guests, but often operates on a partial or private-use basis. It offers a more playful luxury vibe while still maintaining privacy and exceptional service. It is ideal for couples who want seclusion with the option for activities and social energy.
The Common Thread
All of these resorts share one thing. They are not trying to impress everyone.
They are designed for travelers who value space, intention, discretion, and meaningful experiences over spectacle. The guest counts are intentionally low. The service is deeply personal. And the environments are curated to feel calm, protected, and rare.
That is what truly defines luxury at this level.
As a Virtuoso-affiliated agency, we have direct relationships with many of these properties, which allows us to advocate for our clients, personalize the experience further, and ensure the right fit from the start.
The details matter more than most people realize, and the right fit can completely change the experience. If you are curious to explore what options align best with how you travel, we are always happy to talk.